Fast ass Bengie Molina coming to Boston?

It didn't take long for the rumors to start swirling around a new starting catcher this year already for Sox. After 4 games and the pitchers struggling with new catcher Salty and his hitting hasn't helped at all either. It came to me as no surprise that this rumor has come about already. Molina is a great game caller and valuable veteran leader who can take charge of a team and share the load with Tek if Salty doesn't come through soon.

PS: Molina is a good hitter but he is by far the slowest baseball ever in history.