Monday, February 28, 2011

Dicky Eklund looking pimp at the Oscars. Wait not

Dicky are you going to a wedding or the Oscars? First off he literally looks like he just smoked a line of crack and trying not to show it because he looks high as a kite. I don't even know why Dicky is getting so much pub than Micky the movie was based on Micky  not you so take a back seat because no one wants to see your cracked out face anymore. Hey Dicky say Hi to Boo Boo for me.


Dicky back away from Christian he isn't a crack pipe. Seriously Dicky can't even let Christian take his speech at the SAG award without getting in his way.

My boy Kiwi coming to Foxboro don't rule it out

It has been reported that former BC Alum DE Mathias Kiwanuka who is impending free agent this season once the CBA is worked out has been in talks to join the Patriots if his medical records check off. There are signs that his career might be in jeopardy from a herniated disk in his neck but two doctors have given him the ability to continue playing at his own choice.I think if given clearance by Patriots doctors this would be a great signing for us since we are in desperate need of some sort of pass rush coming off the edge and Kiwi does that either at the DE or OLB spots. I not saying he should be every-down player with this sort of injury risk but maybe on pass downs and or 3rd downs he would be beneficial to have to pressure the QB. His stats are a little bit deceiving since he comes in mostly in sub packages when he is fully healthy with the Giants but  when he is given the chance to play more his play does the talking and hopefully this lead him to a New England homecoming after playing 4 great years at BC.

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Stupid male Louisville cheerleader almost cost team game

Seriously dude no one likes male cheerleaders to begin with and your making people hate you even more for a stupid play that could of cost your team the game. Why the hell would you throw the ball up anyway its not like its a huge upset your team is ranked 16 and you beat the 3rd best team which isn't that big of a upset since no team this year in D1 is truly dominating. Take a chill pill bro your not that important the cheerleading team you can replaced easily. Have fun jerking off in your room by yourself.

Its time to whip out those spirit fingers.

Parent offers body parts to pay off child's student loans

"Use my body for anything legal, or medically experimental," the advert said. "Simply pay off all of my children's student loans ($200,000) and you can use me anyway you need."
That is all that is left the post was taken off the website within hours of post. If this person needed $200,000 I would of definitely helped I have it laying around my backyard. Seriously if you need to to auction your body as a cadaver to pay off your child's loans what did you do for the 22 years before they went to school. I wonder what he means use me anyway you want he must want something freaky along with being cut open. This person needs their head examined who the hell puts their body up for sale even if its to pay 200K worth of loans.

T-Mac laughs at coach being ejected

Everyone knows the Pistons hate there head coach but this is the tipping point I guess with T-Mac laughing at his head coach Jon Kuester being ejected in the game. This has been going on for the whole year that no one wants to play with this coach. Atleast 5 players missed their shoot-around on Friday before the game with  stupid excuses. So long Kuester since your gonna be fired within the next few days.

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Leon KaPowie!!! Powe Back to the C's?

Leon Powe was just recently waived by the Cavs leading to speculation he will sign with the Celtics in the coming days once he clears waivers. Powe has always been a fan favorite in Boston with his high energy he brings every night off the bench.I just be happy with some big man that Boston signs even if its Mikki Moore jk about that since he is probably the worst NBA player of All Time. You've been Kapowed!!

Celtics Trade Apocalypst

I was stuck in stupid class so I couldn't write about any of this til now. First off I don't hate the Perk deal but I also don't love it. Danny Chainge is back people and I hate it!!!!!!!! Why do this now Danny Boy?

The reason I don't hate is that the C's probably weren't going to resign Perk after this year in point of his high value he set for his contract because he had already rejected a 5year worth about 25-30mil dollar range. Also we get a young talent in Jeff Green who was originally drafted by the Celts who we ended traded for Ray. Kristic  is a serviceable big man who has some post and outside shooting ability but lacks toughness inside to rebound. The C's atleast got something in return for Perk in a some way to the extent without getting anything at all.

The reasons I don't like it is that we take away one of the best defensive centers in the league and arguably the only guy in the league who can defend Dwight Howard. I kinda don't care Nate is gone is basically a streak shooter so it basically doesn't take anything away from out team except his energy. This does kinda worry me in the playoffs without having a true big man because at the moment  because we also traded Semih and Harangoudy to the Cavs for a 2nd Rd pick. Right we only have Shaq who is alway ailing, Big Baby, KG, Kristic, and maybe Jermaine if at all that bum ass comes back. This gets me in the next point what do the C's do next.

The C's I think are on the verge of bringing back Rasheed I have heard this for a long time ever since Jermaine suffered his leg injury in December because Rasheed has been around the facilities the whole year and has been working out with the team according to many sources in the Boston Media. Also this may also bring Troy Murphy or Rip Hamilton  in the mix as well who will most likely be bought out very soon.

PS: Lil Wayne aka Marquise is gone too yippy to Sacramento for cash

J-Duds back to beantown?

Before the deadline comes to a halt the Celtics have inquired about the availability of Suns SF Jared Dudley. Dudley would be no outsider coming to Boston, Dudley had a probably one of the greatest careers in BC history ending his tenure as the ACC player of the year in 2007. The trade would involve Marquise Daniels, and possibly someone else or may have to include a third team. Bring back the garbage man!

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Shawn Kemp challenges Blake Griffin to dunk contest

Shawn Kemp ripped Blake's jump over a car dunk horrible. He said that any NBA player can do it. I don't think everyone in the NBA can do it but a good amount can if they have hops. Kemp believes he can dunk over a two smart cars right now at age 41 and wants to challenge Blake to dunk off to show that he still has it. Really Kemp the last time I saw Shawn Kemp he was like 400pds I'm kidding about that weight amount but there were rumors he weighed over 300pds when he use to play at around 230-240 in his prime. If this was in Kemp's prime I honestly think this would be a good contest but really now he thinks he can do nasty dunks at age 41 and out of shape.

Brotherly love at its finest Marc vs Eric



These Staal brothers must hate each because this isnt't the first time they've done this with each other and with their other brother who plays in the NHL Jordan who plays with the Penguins. I wonder how thanksgiving is at the Staal residence if you don't pass the turkey and mashed potatoes they must fight to the death

Mark Herzlich is ready to show everyone what he can do

The animal is ready to unleash all his talent this week at the NFL combine to show that he is fully healthy from his cancer treatment in his leg. This is his biggest interview of Marks life with the 4 day combine beginning today in the Indy. Mark is expected to to be closely monitored by teams and scouts to see if he can handle all the performance attributes  and responsibility that comes from being a LB in the NFL. Hopefully teams judge him more on his great leadership quality than his times due to his leg because everyone knows times don't mean anything just ask Jerry Rice who was rated as one of the slowest WR coming out in the 1985 draft but that didn't stop him from being the best WR ever to play.

Deron Williams to the Nets

In a surprise move the nets acquired all star PG Deron Williams from the Jazz today for Derrick Favors, Devin Harris, and draft picks. I don't really understand this move by the Jazz who are in the playoff hunt and basically just traded their  best player and only draw for the team. Good luck Deron in NJ as your team will most likely finish with a top 5 worst record this year.

Which Boston Celtics(Black and Yellow Remix) is better




Both are pretty catchy but I would have to give to the edge to Jaydoe's version (1st video)for more originality in his lyrics. Feel free to vote in the comment box for your favorite.

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Would Moss return to New England?

There has been speculation ever since Moss was traded that the Patriots did this on purpose because they knew his stats would diminish and he wouldn't cost the Patriots as much. I honestly don't see this happening granted Moss is a vertical threat we didn't have after he left, Tate is decent player but he isn't Randy. If the Pats need a vertical to keep the defense honest it be money well spent to go after someone to the caliber of James Jones  and Steve Breaston who are proven commodities who can spread the field or we could go look for someone in the draft to the caliber of Jon Baldwin of Pitt, Julio Jones of Bama or a sleeper in Courtney Smith of South Alabama who has been compared to Marques Colston but faster. I guess we'll find out soon once the collective bargaining agreement is finally resolved if ever. Straight Cash Homie

Monday, February 21, 2011

Chairway to Heaven couple spots Jesus image on chair

A couple in Mission Viejo, Calif., say they have found the likeness of Jesus Christ on an old rocking chair that had been sitting in their backyard for years.Aol.com
Amen brothers and sisters we have found Jesus and he is living with the Balducci family in California. I'm getting tired of these kind of stories that everything people own they think it looks like someone from history and all they want to do is make money. Even though this image does look like him it's ridiculous that this is making headline news as usual.

PS: I have a piece of cardboard that looks like George Washington I need to be on the news too!

Latest Celtics trade rumor Shane Battier

It looks like the C's have been in talks recently with the Rockets for SG/SF Shane Battier. Battier is a nice role player who would fit in nicely whose defensive first approach would be a huge asset to this team who has trouble defending SF's at times when Pierce rests on the bench. Battier can also fill the void of Marquise Daniels who most likely be out for the rest of the year with his spinal cord injury. Battier is a decent outside shooter as well with a career 38.5% from 3 point range.

Stop or we'll Schuss Old Man Yeller arrested for skiing uphill

A 78-year-old retired doctor was handcuffed and hauled away on a toboggan for skiing uphill in Wyoming, but he won't face charges.
Roland Fleck of Jackson was arrested the morning of Feb. 5 after refusing ski patrollers' orders to stop. Jackson Hole Resort officials say avalanche danger and the presence of grooming machines made it unsafe.
Skiers can get uphill with snow-gripping "skins" on their skis, among other methods.
The Jackson Hole News & Guide says Fleck was jailed on charges of trespass, interference, unsafe skiing and theft of services.
Resort officials say they won't press charges because Fleck's removal resolved their complaint. Sheriff Jim Whalen says he sees no need for prosecution.
Fleck's son, attorney Dan Fleck, says his father did nothing wrong and the resort should change policies.
Stop the presses a man is skiing uphill and won't adhere to police to stop. Give me a break this is not necessary to have to be nationally known news that this guy was arrested for skiing uphill. You never know maybe he was trying show off his skills to find some hot ladies to fuck later in his cabin with some viagra.

Former Pats CB Ellis Hobbs forced to retire

The veteran cornerback will retire because of his second serious neck injury in the past two seasons. This one, a source said, will end his career because it’s higher up in his neck. Boston.com
Even though he will probably be forever known who missed coverage on Plaxico Burress in Super Bowl XLII.  Hobbs was a pretty decent but not great CB and Kick Returner for his 4 years with the Pats. It sad that he had to end his career but its probably the best thing to do for him. Look out for Ellis on the TV screen soon he already has multiple offers to be Analyst for many Sports shows.

Ryan Westmoreland back at camp

It is great to see Westmoreland back at Red Sox camp after 1 year having major surgery on his brain from a cavernous malformation. He probably will never be the player he once was but to see him at camp is a great sign that he is fully committed to make it to the Bigs as long as it takes to show the world that anything is possible as long as you believe in yourself.

Sunday, February 20, 2011

CNN is calling the NBA All Star game "Black Thanksgiving"

According to CNN tonight's NBA All Star has been dubbed black thanksgiving just because of the large amount of African Americans participating, viewing the game in person, and around the world. Wow CNN you really know how to get an audience to view your TV shows and website. Maybe have some better shows on and better content that people can understand what your trying to say to us.

I'm not black and I'm going to watch the All Star game does mean I'm celebrating thanksgiving tonight too? Its not our fault there is no major superstar in the NBA right now who is White American. Basketball isn't really a big time sport to white america anymore as it use to be as younger boys are beginning to focus on football, baseball, and hockey as there sport of choice.

PS: By the way Serge Ibaka got absolutely screwed over in the dunk contest just wanted to say. He actually dunked from the free throw line unlike Dr. J and Michael Jordan who took one step inside the line.

Assman taking us into the week



The Ass-man made a special appearance last night for a night to remember. The party started when he came out ladies.

Friday, February 18, 2011

New England's newest blog sensations joining forces for Special one night event

Me aka Matty Z with the help of The Ferd Man will join forces with Big Steve of Big Steve's Boston Sports Blog for a special one night journey @ my school UNE. So if anyone knows the craziest shit going on tomorrow Feb 19 at school or off campus we want to know about it so we can witness the action and possibly do a blog to show how UNE does it right. If this plan pans out we could be looking at this for a potential joint force into full fledged website in the near future and doing this one night journey into many other schools possibly as well.We need your help to make this happen though.

Send this  blog link to anyone via Facebook or anyway possibly we are trying to get as much followers and viewers as possible to make the website a formality in the future.

http://bsbsblog.wordpress.com/ this is Big Steves Blog

Cricket World Cup finally here

This will entail in rumors I've heard that this years competition will include jumping and chirping at the same time a very hard to do in the world of cricketing. I'm taking bets on the African field cricket just cause I feel this is underdog in terms of crickets but I feel a sleeper in him for where he lives trying to avoid many dangerous creatures in the African jungle so it must be able to jump high to avoid being attacked.
If this song doesn't make you watch the Cricket World cup I don't know what will. I'm so excited for this years competition I've waited 4 long years. Not! I could give two shits on who wins the tourny which starts tomorrow.. I only care for one reason  my cricket pick'em on ESPN.com I basically looked at the world rankings and just picked who ever was ranked better.Gooooooooo! Australia or India. Let the cricketing commence.

Whoopie Pie War escalates Pennsylvania vs Maine

Pennsylvania residents are planning to hold a rally Saturday to protect their heritage and claim the whoopie pie as their own. The event is being organized by Lancaster resident Nick Martin in response to recent events in Maine, where lawmakers are seeking to designate the whoopie pie as the official treat of Maine.Boston.com

No one cares who made the whoopie pie first. I can freaking make this delicious treat in my kitchen even though I won't too much work but still you get the point.

The whoopie pie has also divided Mainers. Boston.com
Oh noooooooo! It has divided the state of Maine who gives a shit its a stupid desert not a historic landmark. Maybe this state should take a look in the mirror to see where they live and there are bigger problems that need to be taken care of same with Pennsylvania.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Swamp People is my new favorite show

After preparing myself for another great episode of the Jersey Shore I had nothing to do for an hour so I was flipping through the channels and came across this show on the History channel of people hunting gators in the Bayou of LA. It basically just takes you through the life of a gator fishermen  during peak season . The way they go about killing the gators is kinda entertaining and the people themselves are pretty interesting as well. I was kinda disappointed that this wasn't a new episode it was from season but hopefully this show will come back next year. Bruce in the sexy over all's with no shirt is one bad mother fucker at killing him some gata's he's deadly with the shotgun.


I think I found my career calling I'm going into the Gator hunting profession I wanna be a real Ragin Cajun.

Breaking News : A-Gone will sign Extension

A source told FoxSports.com that the Red Sox "are set to sign" Adrian Gonzalez to a seven-year, $164 million contract extension, but will wait until after Opening Day in order to help save on the luxury tax. 

Yesssssss! It's about time we announced the deal even though we have to wait like 1 more month to make it official but the news is still good to hear.

Pujols to the Red Sox it could happen

This isn't so far fetched to think. It has a some life to it since Pujols could potentially take over for Papi  at DH after this year and platoon him with Adrian at First as well or even be our first baseman if we can't agree to a contract extension with Adrian but that most likely won't happen since the sides are close to announcing an agreement before the season starts.The money isn't an issue for the Sox since we can go out and spend whatever we want and we usually get that person especially we would be saving a boatload of money from impending free agency of JD Drew as well as I-Sucky . If we end up getting Albert our lineup would be nasty!!!!!!!

This could be the projected lineup for 2012.
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Ellsbury CF
Pedroia 2nd
Pujols 1st/DH
A-Gone1st/DH
Youkilis 3rd
Crawford LF
Kalish RF
Salty C
Lowrie or Inglesis SS

Absolutely murderers row except for the last three hitters but the last three in the order have potential to be decent it not above average hitters in the league.

Miguel Cabrera drunk again nothing new

LAKELAND, Fla. (AP) -- Detroit Tigers slugger Miguel Cabrera was arrested late Wednesday on suspicion of drunken driving in Florida, police said, the latest episode for the first baseman who has struggled with drinking-related problems.
Cabrera loves drinking the booze while driving I guess this is like the fourth time in like 3 years hes been caught drinking in public or driving while intoxicated in the US or his home country of Venezuela. Cabrera is a great player but he needs to stop making bad decisions maybe if you didn't do so many bad things off the field people would start comparing you to the greats of baseball but its looking day after day your looking to become the baseball version of Dennis Rodman to lesser extent by getting drunk all the time.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Do the NFL owners really need another Billion Dollars?

Do the NFL owners really need more money? The NFL is probably the most popular sport in the USA taking over from the MLB in recent years in terms of viewership. If a lockout is about to happen and it looks like it will with the rate it is going with neither side being able to workout the result would be castastrohic.

The owners are claiming that they need an extra billion dollars to make it worthwhile to invest in the upkeep of the stadiums and other facilities. The players say they are more than willing to help make those investments, but, like all investors, they want a cut of the returns and they want to see the owners' books to verify their claims of impoverishment.

If a billion dollars is the only problem holding this back I have it in my backyard growing on a tree let me go it for you guys.

Are you fuckin kidding me you need a billion dollars for stadiums and facilities now what have been using to pay for them til now illegal selling of drugs or something. Also 18 game schedule would be good for fantasy leagues it would hurt in the long more injuries but I kinda like NFL agent Tom Condons idea of using your backup QB and have to make two starts. This would be a cool concept if they were to go to a 18 game schedule. In a serious note if all that is holding up this contract of a new collective bargaining contract is the billion dollars the owners need in a stadium up keep that is total BS. Hope the players and owners come to a agreement so we don't have to 2 years without football because there will be many suicide watches going on in the US if that were happen because NFL to some people is like sex and without it you can't live.

The Masked Man Rip Hamilton to join C's?????? Possibly even Troy Murphy


According to many insiders around the NBA Rip Hamilton is on the verge of a potential buyout with the Detroit Pistons which in turn could lead him into signing with the C's for the rest of year. If the Celts get Rip this will no doubt make our bench even better once everyone gets healthy. Hopefully this isn't all talk and no results but pray it isn't.
Not to forget Troy Murphy is on a verge of a buyout as well this guy is probably one of the most underrated players in the NBA who we never hear about but he kinda sucks this year just because he plays on a sucky Nets team but when he plays he can do absolute damage for potential of 10plus rebounds and 10 plus points on a given night if he joins the Celtics as well.

Garrett Wittels FIU Accused Rapist cleared to play

Florida International says shortstop Garrett Wittels will be allowed to continue chasing the NCAA all-time hitting streak record this weekend, despite unresolved legal issues stemming from a rape charge in the Bahamas late last year.
FIU made the announcement Wednesday afternoon shortly before Wittels held a news conference in Miami, where the Panthers will play Southeastern Louisiana on Friday night. The Washington Post
 I could see this coming from a mile away that they would let him play during the investigation. If your FIU wouldn't you want the all time hitting streak at your university. He enters the season with a 56 game hitting streak just two away from tying Robin Venturas D1 mark of 58 back in 1987. Don't get me wrong Wittels is a heck of a hitter but there is no way he should be allowed to play right now with all this rap charges over his head. This is basically telling everyone in world of sports if you rape someone you can still play until it goes away.

Bonnaroo 2011 who's down?

After being revealed early yesterday I have to say this years Bonnaroo will be epic. Whenever you can get Eminem and Lil Wayne to perform that's enough for me. I have never been to any Bonnaroo's but I'm definitely going to try to plan to go this year. This is just a shit show ready to happen and I'm ready to pounce.

http://www.bonnaroo.com/Artists.aspx (Full list of performers)

Super Granny Identity Revealed






After a week of not knowing who this super hero is ; 71 year old grandma  Ann Timson revealed herself to the world this morning . We need more heroes like this lady to fight crime. The more pocketbook weapons we can use the better we will be in fighting off criminals and terrorist. Granny Powerrrrrrrrrrr!

Show Off .....Lebron shows why no one likes him



I need to be the center of attention blah blah blah. This shows why no one likes you Lebron as a person because you need the spot light on you every friggon second.

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Never Gets Old clip of the day Lars from Heavyweights



Heavyweights is probably one of the most underrated movies of all time. Even though no one in the movie made it big except for Ben Stiller but still the comedic performances is one for the ages that can't be forgotten. Seriously, whats not funny about making fun of fat kids.

Tony Perkis -Who's feeling skinny?

Lars- I'm Feeling skinny Tony! Probably one of the best catch phases in movie history just saying

This guy ate Urkel!



Did this guy eat urkel before he performed this dance? I didn't know umpalompas could be black

Andover wrestling coach charged with child porn

North Andover High School wrestling coach David Castricone was charged with possession of child pornography Tuesday, according to multiple media reports.
He was arrested Monday at his Sutton roofing business and arraigned in Lawrence District Court.
According to The Associated Press, police said they received a tip last week that prompted a search of the 60-year-old Castricone's home.
The search uncovered images of both child and adult pornography, including pictures of women who appear to be unaware they were being photographed, The Lawrence Eagle-Tribune reported, citing court records.
According to the records, Castricone was caught on camera going into the girls' locker room at North Andover High at least nine times recently, once leaving with a device that had an LED screen. A female student had reported a man in the locker room with his hands in a locker, which had holes in it, according to the newspaper, leading to a review of the surveillance footage.
"The holes in the locker door were large enough that a device would be able to record through them," investigators wrote, according to the newspaper.
Castricone posted $1,500 bond and was released Tuesday.
Castricone has coached wrestling in Massachusetts for 38 years, but he resigned after his arrest. He had been at North Andover for 25 years, had an overall record of 681-142-3 and two state championships.
A pre-trial conference is scheduled for March 30.  ESPN Boston
Seriously dude you couldn't get any legal action so needed the younglings to seek pleasure. I can see why...why would anyone want to bang you . Have fun in jail you perv.

The Mother Fucker is Back !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D-WEST

D-West is expected to play this Wednesday against the Nets and its about time. The C's definitely need him with all the recent injuries hitting the team. Hopefully he can give Rondo and Ray extended rest time and not have to make them play over 35plus mins a night.

Breaking news!!! now this fucker won't prob be playing since he re-injured his wrist in practice today great job.

PS: I hope Delonte enjoyed fucking the shit of Lebrons momma for old time sake the past weekend.

HS Oregon player shatters backboard with buzzer-beating dunk



Boom Shaka Laka!!!! What a way to finish a game break the backboard and rim no better way to get the point across. If no one knew this kid before he will be known later today everywhere I guarantee it. WHITE MEN CAN JUMP!!!!!!!!!

Monday, February 14, 2011

Lady Gaga admits she smokes pot


In an honest sit-down interview airing before the Grammys, Lady Gaga admitted to smoking pot while writing songs, according to RadarOnline."I still smoke a lot of pot when I write music," the outrageous performer told Anderson Cooper during her '60 Minutes' interview, where she appeared in a flesh-color leotard because she "didn't feel like wearing clothes.""So I'm not gonna, like, sugar coat it for '60 Minutes' that I'm some, like, sober human being, 'cause I'm not," she continued, but was quick to add, "I don't want to encourage kids to do drugs." Popeater.com

Finally Lady Gayga admits something in her life congratulations you did it yahoo. I'm still waiting for her to announce she is a hermaphrodite but that probably won't happen.

Never Gets Old Clip of the day


Honestly who doesn't like Turtles.

Who is Better? Nasty Trick soccer shots/saves or Trick Football throws

                                                                                 VS

Someone had to try and top UConn backup quarterback Johnny McEntee's trick shot video from the last week. UNC-Asheville goalie Lassie Hurkainen made an impressive video of his own, showing off his accuracy and absurd skills with a soccer ball. He hits his targets from long range, kicks balls into trash cans and of course, pulls off some incredible tricks on the basketball court.

Are Hurskainen's skills more impressive than McEntee's? You decide!

Vote in the Comment Box below 1 for Lassi(Soccer) or 10 for McEntee(Football)


Epic 80s news intro!



Literally just found this video just two secs ago. This news looks so enticing in the 80's before there were always car crashes and murders opening the news. I wouldn't know since I was only alive for 2 months before the 80's were over I especially like the part around 30secs when the meteorologist writing on the board. Snowglove stop writing on the TV board your not fooling anyone.

Will Big Steve get laid tonight for valentines day for chugging vodka?

I don't know about you but I give Big Steve props for trying to. I have no proof at the moment if he finished the whole thing. If he did or came close all the ladies better be lining up at his doorstep at this very moment to get some action

Happy Valentine's Day From U. of Michigan



Learn how to catch something then maybe you can get a valentine. You call yourself a hockey player.

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Does this kid look like the newest addition to Matty Z's Sports Talk Blog Inc

I'm glad to announce today that after many sleepless nights and negotiations I've obtained the rights to highly coveted free agent blog writer The Ferd Man. This kid comes with high credential and certified pussy magnet from the looks of the photo. I've invested a lot of time and hours in this kid to get him to my blog. Looking forward to his first blog in the coming days.

WTF just happened !

Who and what is Arcade Fire I honestly never heard of them and they won album of the year. Em' you got hosed sir you got hosed .

Jamie Foxx Reportedly get his Ass beat by his Ex-Manager and two other men

Oscar winner Jamie Foxx got into a fight with a former manager while his superstar pal Usher was performing live on stage at Avalon club in Hollywood, RadarOnline.com can reveal.
A whole list of celebrities at the packed club like Joe Jonas, Ryan Phillipe, Adam Lambert, Jenny McCarthy and Cheryl Burke, looked-on in disbelief as Foxx started brawling with the other man.

C'mon Jamie your better than this fighting with a manager.To bad Jamie didn't whip into Sgt Sykes from Jarhead and whooped these douche bags asses. In all seriousness Jamie you don't need to put your self in that kind of mess when your probably the best and only real black actor in Hollywood right now.

The Red Panda Hop


This dance is gunna take the club scene by storm just wait and see. Fast forward to  the dancing part at 1min

Gingers Have a SOUL!



Finally, red heads have a man to get behind, or run from.Don't worry guys he's a christian and goes to church.Great Job Idiot.

Jordan McCabe 12 year old dribbling sensation



One word Dirty!!! This kid better be getting some action as we speak if not he should be after being on ESPN First Take this past week. If you can dribble a basketball that good just imagine 6th grade girls what he could do with you.

There are many more clips of this kid online if you want to check him out some more.

Big Baby Blunder



We still love you Glen

Elijah Dukes now a rapper; liked to smoke the good stuff before games

 "Sometimes I smoked before the home games or whatever, but only in the big leagues. I was just going along with the motions, started being myself. I was going along with it. Peer pressure. You are looking up to guys and at the same time these guys are saying, 'Hit some of this.'" Elijah Dukes


Give me a break first he sucked as a baseball in his short lived career and as a person assaulting women. Now he even sucks as a rapper I heard him rapping he sounds awful. His rapper name is even worse "Fly Eli". Elijah just stop doing anything in the world you know you suck at life so stop trying. I like the name of this rap song too Say No to Drugs ya ok buddy your high as a kite in this video good try Ass Wipe.

Robbery FAIL Samurai Sword



Sparta!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why Big Brother Mexico is so much better.Woman licking housemates Tits(NSFW)

Seriously tits on live TV get me on this show right this instant. I guess this is a routinely common thing they do on the Mexican version show naked people all day and night.Don't get me wrong Big Brother US version is pretty dope too with all the hot chicks on it every year but nothing like this happens. Viva La Mexico!

Big Brother Boobie Licking Clip (NSFW) http://www.egotastic.com/video?dm=xgztdm&w=720&h=400&info=Boobie%20Lick%20on%20Big%20Brother%20Mexico

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Disabled Pitcher Cut From High School Team







A Florida high school baseball team's decision to cut a double-amputee player from the squad had critics crying foul.Pitcher Anthony Burruto -- who has prosthetic legs, can throw an 80-mph fastball and was featured on the cover of ESPN the Magazine -- was cut after he tried out for Dr. Phillips High School varsity team.Coach Mike Bradley's main concern about Burroto was him trying to field bunts off the pitcher's mound, according to the Orlando Sentinel.

This kid is nasty if you throw 80 mphs with two fake legs imagine what he could do with real legs and the muscles to back it up with. If the only reason why he was cut from the team was because he was slow at fielding bunts that is total BS. So what if he has no legs if he can throw that fast who gives a shit he prob throws faster than half the league he plays in. I'm pretty jealous of this kid I can only throw like between 68mph and 74mph on a good day. Hopefully this kid someday can show all the critics and play on the HS team in the near future.

Another Gay-Rod Moment

I know I'm a little late but I couldn't pass up the Gay-Rod moment from the super bowl of him eating popcorn or secretly it could of been steroids in the shape of popcorn from his fling Cameron Diaz. Seriously dude your the gayest athlete around just admit it already instead of banging girls left and right. We all know you want to suck Jeter's cock.

Shake what your momma gave you

Nothing is funnier than two drag queens using the shake weight especially with Rupaul in the mix. You can just tell Rupaul is enjoying the feel of the shake weight imagining its a dick in his hand rubbing it up and down.

I need Steven Adler back!

Its been like two years since Celebrity rehab season 2 and Sober house season 1. There have been no signs of Adler at all since then and I'm getting worried. He probably the most entertaining character on reality TV ever. All he wanted in life was to get his best friend Slash back. Is that to much to ask for people. The clip link below will explain it all.

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When will Keenan Cahill go away?

Is it just me or is his act getting old all he fucking does is lip sync to stupid songs and nothing else and some how he gets celebs to be in his youtube vids. So what if he has disorder he does absolutely shit and he is a viral celeb. Just go away you little freak. You will make the world a better place.