Secret CIA agent amongst Decary staff at UNE

As most people who attend UNE and for one's who don't their is a person by the name of register lady who's name remains a mystery to me at the moment. Every weekday morning she looks for illegal immigrants sneaking in trying to attend breakfast and lunch. She examines ID's and tries to ask why haven't I seen you in a while and to are dismay we have no comment. Who gives a fuck if we haven't been to eat in a while you work as a stupid register card swipper. Take my advice your job is not that important. GET A LIFE LADY!!